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4 Simple Ways to Answer Why You’re Not Drinking

Ah, the age-old question at social gatherings: “What are you drinking?” It’s a landmine of potential awkwardness, especially if your answer isn’t the expected beer, wine, or that questionable concoction your friend insists on calling a “Long Island Iced Tea.”

Fear not, fellow teetotalers! This post is your guide to navigating the social jungle with your sobriety intact, all while indulging in some seriously delicious mocktails. Because let’s face it, who says non-alcoholic drinks can’t be the life of the party?

Here’s a breakdown of some classic responses to the “What are you drinking?” inquiry, along with a mocktail suggestion to elevate your status from “designated driver” to “mixology master”:

Response #1: The Truthful (But Maybe TMI) Answer

You: “Actually, I don’t drink alcohol.”

This is a perfectly valid answer, but sometimes, you just don’t want to delve into the reasons behind your choice. Maybe you’re training for a marathon, or perhaps you just prefer clearheaded conversations. Whatever the reason, a little TMI can derail the flow.

Mocktail Match: The “Sparkling Serenity”

Channel your inner zen with this calming concoction. Muddle a few blueberries in a shaker, add some calming lavender syrup (yes, it exists!), lime juice, and ice. Shake well and strain into a glass filled with sparkling water. Garnish with a sprig of fresh lavender for that extra touch of tranquility.

Response #2: The Creative Cop-Out

You: “I’m on a special detox… cleanse… spirit quest… (insert random excuse here).”

This is the go-to for those who want to avoid a debate about the merits of sobriety. Just be prepared to answer follow-up questions like, “Detox from what, exactly? Fun?”

Mocktail Match: The “Tropical Escape”

Escape the prying eyes with a taste of paradise. Blend together equal parts pineapple juice, mango nectar, and a splash of lime juice. Pour over ice and top with a splash of grenadine for a layered effect. Garnish with a wedge of pineapple and a tiny paper umbrella – because why not?

Response #3: The “Turning the Tables” Technique

You: “Actually, what are you drinking? I’m feeling adventurous tonight!”

This tactic throws the spotlight back on the questioner, giving you a chance to assess the situation and order a mocktail based on the available ingredients. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new favorite non-alcoholic beverage!

Mocktail Match: The “Bartender’s Choice”

Befriend the bartender! Explain your desire for a delicious mocktail and let them work their magic. Most bars have the ingredients for basic mocktails, and a skilled bartender can whip up something unexpected and delightful. Bonus points if they give it a cool name!

Response #4: The “Embrace the Mocktail” Strategy

You: “Mocktails tonight, baby! I’m trying out some amazing new recipes, want to see?”

This is the confident teetotaler’s approach. Own your choice and turn it into an opportunity to showcase the world of delicious non-alcoholic drinks.

Mocktail Match: The “Spicy Margarita (Mocktail)”

Show everyone that mocktails can be just as exciting as their alcoholic counterparts. Rim a glass with Tajín (a Mexican chili-lime seasoning) for a smoky kick. Combine fresh lime juice, agave nectar, and a splash of orange juice in a shaker with ice. Shake well and strain into the prepared glass. Garnish with a lime wedge and a sprinkle of Tajín for an extra flavor explosion.

Beyond the Mocktail: Owning Your Choice

Remember, your decision to not drink isn’t up for debate. It’s a personal choice, and you deserve to be respected for it. Here are some additional tips for navigating social situations:

  • Be prepared. Have a few go-to mocktail recipes in mind or know which restaurants offer good non-alcoholic options.
  • Don’t feel pressured to explain yourself. A simple “I don’t drink” is enough.
  • Bring your own fun. If you’re worried about feeling left out, bring a game or activity to share with the group.
  • Focus on the positive. Sobriety comes with many benefits! You’ll be the one remembering all the fun details the next day.

So, the next time someone asks you what you’re drinking, raise your glass of sparkling serenity, tropical escape, or spicy margarita (mocktail) with pride.